Getting To Know You

First sentences are a lot like analogies–they are extremely popular literary devices.

Now that we’ve broken that ice, what’s up with you?

What am I doing these days? Geez, so much, like, you wouldn’t, geez, where do I start?

Well, first things first, I am unemployed. Don’t get up, don’t get up, hear me out. I’m not poor. Far from it. Would you like another drink? Let’s get you another drink. Continue reading